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transcribed in full, no edits...the following is what I found: notes for the presentation (power point on thumbdrive) "organic, free-range currency...the future" Ok folks--I'm gonna ask you to help me with a simple exercise:Please, put your hand in your back pocket, gentlemanLadies, put a hand in your purse (hold for laughter)Now, pull your wallets outNot too fast, haaa (hold for gales of laughter)inspect all the useless stuff it holds within its foldsnonbiodegradable plastic cardspaper money, printed on wood pulp made from trees...(hold for nods of acceptance/donning approval)Now put your wallets back in your pockets, or your purses (wink and hold for short pause for light chuckles), for the very last timeFolks, I have it on good authority: the implements on which we choose to write our IOUs are completely unsustainable.If the US Federal Reserve keeps printing money at its current rate, the Amazon forest will run out of trees by the year 2034.The Brazilians need those trees to be able to breathe.(hold for looks of deep shock and shame)You all want a vision of the future?:Imagine inflation caused worldwide suffocation (hold for gasps)Yeah, it's coming (hold for donning realizations)South America will be a microcosm of the way things will come to be.Come to be, IF we don't find another way...That's where Organa Crypto comes in to the save the dayFolks, we guarantee all of our coinage will be stored on hard drives and run on networks powered entirely by solar panels and other 100% clean/renewables sources of green energy. (hold for standing ovation and begin shouting the next part before the excitement has ended)No more Federal Reserve with its multistoried printing presses!No more power grid melting uses of power to apply the ink on to the paper! (hold for echoes of "No More!" agreeably parroted by the audience)No more 4 mpg rated armored bank trucks! (hold for multiple shouts of "No More!" from the crowdfunding crowd)Goodbye credit card floating garbage patch (hold for guy you paid to yell out "Go to hell, garbage patch!" to do his thing)And no more animals will ever be harmed again via minting!! (hold for two minutes worth of bleats of "paper money bad, organic money good" from the spellbound spectators)All worries forgotten, all appetites appeased, all uncomfortability banished!!!! (bow for crowd and do the one arm salute thing and wave)The future is here, the future is now, get on the gravy train before it leaves the station, potential investors!! (drop the microphone, pass around collection plate, use money to buy khakis, get all the ladies)
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